Everyone almost lost their @#$% when Jane from accounting ate an odd smelling spiky fruit today at work

 

“Jane from accounting ate an odd smelling spiky fruit today at work and everyone almost lost their @#$%.” says Janes coworker of 4 years Debra Holbrook. It turns out average people are starting to enjoy odd smelling spiky fruits from around the world.

Jane is not the only one eating odd smelling spiky fruits. Joe Demarkus mentions a spiky fruit disaster at his work on Twitter.

Reports of similar occurrences took place across the nation this month with the trending hashtags #nostinkyfruitsatwork #keepstinkyfruitshome #stinkyfruitban #papayaban

Reports of similar occurrences took place across the nation this month with the trending hashtags #nostinkyfruitsatwork #keepstinkyfruitshome #stinkyfruitban #papayaban

“Why would someone want to put anything that smells like that in their mouth?!”

“Why would someone want to put anything that smells like that in their mouth?!” Holbrook remarked. We asked Preston Shields the floor operations manager if he would consider the encouraged stinky fruitban that was suggested by some of Jane’s peers but he wouldn’t comment on the subject.

 

“Once you eat just a few bites it begins to taste great! – says maniac

When confronted about her stinky fruit habit Jane said  “Once you eat just a few bites it begins to taste great! Plus diversifying your fresh fruit ingestion is important for a healthy long life…” Jane continued on.

At this point most of the office was no longer interested and had returned to work.

After a few tense moments the aroma lifted its heavy veil and the office folk returned to their normal Facebook scrolling. Within a few minutes no one cared about Jane and her spike fruit. Yet time will only tell if the next aromatic fruit will elicit a similar reaction. Only time will tell.