Reflecting Pool Now Reflects the U.S. Perfectly: A Shimmering Mirror of Green Slime and Lies
Officials say, comes from a combination of algae, ego, deregulation, and the runoff of broken ethics. Locals call it "The Trump Taint"
BREAKING: NEW STUDY FINDS WORLD IN 2026 IS BASICALLY THE U.S. IN 1890
Historians say “we’ve looped the loop” after global billionaires dodge taxes while everyone else sells onions and votes angrily in local elections.