AI WILL TAKE OVER THE HUMAN RACE BUT NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE
The report, titled "We're Doomed, But At Least My Dog Can Do the Macarena Now," outlines a future in which AI systems control infrastructure, economies, and possibly life itself.
Reflecting Pool Now Reflects the U.S. Perfectly: A Shimmering Mirror of Green Slime and Lies
Officials say, comes from a combination of algae, ego, deregulation, and the runoff of broken ethics. Locals call it "The Trump Taint"
BREAKING: NEW STUDY FINDS WORLD IN 2026 IS BASICALLY THE U.S. IN 1890
Historians say “we’ve looped the loop” after global billionaires dodge taxes while everyone else sells onions and votes angrily in local elections.