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The report, titled "We're Doomed, But At Least My Dog Can Do the Macarena Now," outlines a future in which…
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Reflecting Pool Now Reflects the U.S. Perfectly: A Shimmering Mirror of Green Slime and Lies
Officials say, comes from a combination of algae, ego, deregulation, and the runoff of broken ethics. Locals call it "The…
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BREAKING: NEW STUDY FINDS WORLD IN 2026 IS BASICALLY THE U.S. IN 1890
Historians say “we’ve looped the loop” after global billionaires dodge taxes while everyone else sells onions and votes angrily in…
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Big Bird Announces He’s Running For President In 2024*
Big Bird Announces He's Running For President In 2024* * Says everyone who saw him Golden Street speech SSN…
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Swimmer Realizes No Amount of Training Will Make Her a Fish
Professional swimmer Sam Parante trains everyday makes paralyzing discovery ; Just Realized No Amount of Training Will Make Her a…
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Engines of the Future Will Run on Hopes and Dreams
"After years of research we have finally made the last few leaps towards this technology becoming a reality." Aaron says. "Engines…
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Kayaker Makes Astonishing Ocean Discovery
Local Man makes astonishing discovery. The ocean is literally made of water. "It's all just a bunch of water" Man…
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This Mountain Lake Always Delivers
"Every time I venture out here to shoot my favorite mountain lake, it always delivers." says local photographer. "This mountain…
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