Local Man makes astonishing discovery. The ocean is literally made of water. “It’s all just a bunch of water” Man exclaimed as he kayaked about with glee. This large body of water is comprised of literally thousands upon thousands of droplets of smaller droplets , of water.
“Nothing could of prepared me for this” says 24 year old Florida native. What have we been doing all these years not knowing this was out there?
“It’s as if I’ve been living in a bubble my whole life.” says local Florida man. After making his astonishing discovery local Florida man made sure to notify the proper authorities right away. Nothing has been done quite yet as weeks, possibly years of testing needs to be done. This discovery could be the potential spark the wold has been waiting for! “Now that we all have all this water maybe we can end world hunger! Heck! We can end all wars, I mean this is just great news for everyone.” Florida Man says.
“It is anyones guess how long its been out there.” local man speculates. “Just waiting to be discovered.” Hidden right in front of our eyes, as a larger body of water, it is un-imaginable the repercussions of this astonishing development. As of right now nothing else can be announced but be sure to stay tuned for more breaking info.
UPDATE: The scientific community did not seem impressed with the local Florida man’s findings and is yet to returned any of my phone calls.
