Professional swimmer Sam Parante trains everyday, just realized she will never be a fish.

“It just hit me one day in training.” says Parante “I could train everyday for the rest of my life and I’ll always just be

“It just hit me one day in training.” says Parante “I could train everyday for the rest of my life and I’ll always just be a human flailing in water compared to a fish.”

Most swimmers are happy to learn a few basic strokes and consider themselves set. Sam on the other hand was determined to be the fastest human that ever touched water. “Phelps who” Parante would say. Everyday she woke up early and trained until she could barely move.

Most swimmers are happy to learn a few basic strokes and consider themselves set. Sam on the other hand was determined to be the fastest human that ever touched water. “Phelps who” Parante would say. Everyday she woke up early and trained until she could barely move. Now she finds it hard to convince herself to train at all.

“Its just hard to even find the energy to try when you know hundreds, heck, maybe thousands of fish out there will always be able to swim faster than you.” Sam lamented.

“Its just hard to even find the energy to try when you know hundreds, heck, maybe thousands of fish out there will always be able to swim faster than you.” Sam lamented.

Once again another spectacular athlete has been lost. Her happiness was without question stolen by the thief of joy; also known as comparison. I don’t know why they do it to themselves but it isn’t going to be easy to get this “fish” back in water.

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“Nothing could of prepared me for this” says 24 year old Florida native. What have we been doing all these years not knowing this was out there?

“It’s as if I’ve been living in a bubble my whole life.” says local Florida man. After making his astonishing discovery local Florida man made sure to notify the proper authorities right away. Nothing has been done quite yet as weeks, possibly years of testing needs to be done. This discovery could be the potential spark the wold has been waiting for! “Now that we all have all this water maybe we can end world hunger! Heck! We can end all wars, I mean this is just great news for everyone.” Florida Man says.

“It is anyones guess how long its been out there.” local man speculates. “Just waiting to be discovered.” Hidden right in front of our eyes, as a larger body of water, it is un-imaginable the repercussions of this astonishing development. As of right now nothing else can be announced but be sure to stay tuned for more breaking info.

UPDATE: The scientific community did not seem impressed with the local Florida man’s findings and is yet to returned any of my phone calls.

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